I'm in the gym...I just get done showering and I'm anxious to check my cell phone to see if my friend Andy called because I went WAY over my workout time. Seeing that I am supposed to meet him I want to see if he's called to make sure I'm not late. I go to my locker and pull out my phone. Clearly I'm in just a towel but I'm grabbing my phone to briefly look and see if I've missed a call. There is a sign that says "no cell phones permitted in use in locker room." Ok well we all know why that is...obviously someone could take numerous pictures and videos of men completely naked and then post them on the net. I've seen many guys use their cell phones, so I'm thinking it's no big deal. I pull mine out and notice I have a voice mail. I walk to the mirror while checking my message and start putting my product in my hair. As I close my phone and walk back I notice an old, rather over weight man staring at me-whilst buck naked. He says to me in a very prudish tone, "you're not supposed to use those in here." Without thinking my mouth opened and I find myself saying "well just so you know I'm making a phone call that's important--and if I were to take nudie pictures or videos it would not be of you!"
AHHAHA!
Justin
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