We're in a microwave

Tornados in January
Snow and cold in the west
flooding and unseasonably warm temps in the east coast....
the hardcore conservative christians will be busy preaching that this is the end time this sunday--
perhaps we could say global warming?
It's January and this is what's happening?
I remember January when I was like 5
there was so much snow on the ground
school would be cancelled for days
it would actually be cold as hell
AND the snow that came would lay on the ground ALL winter
and wouldn't melt until the beginning of April.
Somehow I can't help but laugh at everyone's urging (including mine) to figure this out...
but it's funny when it comes down to the plain and simple fact that we have no control over mother nature.
We can build satellites in space, cure disease, prevent disease, create and pretty much do anything we want-
but the one thing we can't touch is nature.
I'm sure before it's all over someone will try.
Regardless we have no control, as much as we try to.
In the end we can merely feel like ants on an ant farm
now there some kid up there doing some fucked up stuff to us
saying "I feel like fucking with their world."
I wanna yell..."Hey you little asshole...thanks to you no one down here will EVER get over this nasty cold or flu"
Interesting times my friends...
global warming-it's pretty real, eh?