Ass

Today I'm wearing a pair of jeans I haven't worn in a little while. Perhaps it's because they're "loose fit" but...for some reason the damn things keep falling down...meanwhile confirming the fact that I have no ass. I do have an ass...it's just small. I wish it could be proportionate to the rest of my body. I look in the mirror and I see a tall guy with a giant rib cage and an ass as flat as a pan cake. The jeans are 31 waist...normally I'm a 32 sometimes 33...but for some reason these are just sagging. No more loose fit purchases for me I say...ho hum...
Vacation was great. I spent 5 days with my mom and my aunt driving up the east coast line going through Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Maine, and New Jersey. It was SO relaxing. Now it's back to real life.....
trying to decide whether to get my hair cut or not...i miss the crazy hairdo a little...hmmm....

Justin